Tattoo Removal (The Cheap Way)

[Sherav]

Ok Just a bit of tongue in cheek giggles

The Matthew's Guide To Tattoo Removal - The Cheap and Easy Way

Step One
Hunt around the garage and find an old car battery. Give it a shake and make sure it is not dry. (If you are unable to find an old battery get your son to pinch a car and use that).

Step Two
Uncork the battery and using gloves tip around 1cm of battery acid into a suitable container - any old jar will do.

Step Three
Grab a heavy piece of wood (2x4) or a baseball bat. (For anaesthetic purposes). Give it a few practice swings.

Step Four
Call your son down into the garage.

Step Five
Hit them over the head a few times until they are rendered unconcious. (Trust me may sound brutal but they will thank-you in the long run).

Step Six
Dilute the battery acid in 2-3 litres of water. (Use rainwater if you are on a meter - keeps the cost down).

Step Seven
Take a used paintbrush (no sense in damaging a new one) and gently apply a small amount of the battery acid to the tattoo. Sizzling flesh and screaming is normal. Apply the wood/bat again as many times as necessary until silent.

There you have it in 7 easy steps you can do a tattoo removal and or do in your annoying family member.

Think it will catch on?

Lol

Matthew

[Ditzy di]

OUCH!!!!! lol

[dustin]

sounds like a great idea to me. scarification ala acid

start a new trend

you could use stenciols and then squirt the acid on with a spraygun

[AdamSmith]

Well these are the cheaper ways to remove tattoo. Have you'll tried it. First give a try and then share your experience with us.

[Sherav]

Hi Adam

It is a joke thread

Nobody in their right mind would douse themselves in sulphuric acid to remove a tattoo.

Also having already had skin graphs done - which is about the equiv I can assure it was bloody painful.

Take Care
Matthew

[captured-ink]

I am glad that is a joke, I would worry if people thought that would be safe way of removing a tattoo!

[chowder]

its a joke......
anyway, good luck if anyone wanna try it

[patriciorip]

Yes, or else, you can rip your arm off... whadayathink?