Sherav
12th February 2009, 10:13 PM
Ok Just a bit of tongue in cheek giggles ;)
The Matthew's Guide To Tattoo Removal - The Cheap and Easy Way
Step One
Hunt around the garage and find an old car battery. Give it a shake and make sure it is not dry. (If you are unable to find an old battery get your son to pinch a car and use that).
Step Two
Uncork the battery and using gloves tip around 1cm of battery acid into a suitable container - any old jar will do.
Step Three
Grab a heavy piece of wood (2x4) or a baseball bat. (For anaesthetic purposes). Give it a few practice swings.
Step Four
Call your son down into the garage.
Step Five
Hit them over the head a few times until they are rendered unconcious. (Trust me may sound brutal but they will thank-you in the long run).
Step Six
Dilute the battery acid in 2-3 litres of water. (Use rainwater if you are on a meter - keeps the cost down).
Step Seven
Take a used paintbrush (no sense in damaging a new one) and gently apply a small amount of the battery acid to the tattoo. Sizzling flesh and screaming is normal. Apply the wood/bat again as many times as necessary until silent.
There you have it in 7 easy steps you can do a tattoo removal and or do in your annoying family member.
Think it will catch on?
Lol
Matthew
The Matthew's Guide To Tattoo Removal - The Cheap and Easy Way
Step One
Hunt around the garage and find an old car battery. Give it a shake and make sure it is not dry. (If you are unable to find an old battery get your son to pinch a car and use that).
Step Two
Uncork the battery and using gloves tip around 1cm of battery acid into a suitable container - any old jar will do.
Step Three
Grab a heavy piece of wood (2x4) or a baseball bat. (For anaesthetic purposes). Give it a few practice swings.
Step Four
Call your son down into the garage.
Step Five
Hit them over the head a few times until they are rendered unconcious. (Trust me may sound brutal but they will thank-you in the long run).
Step Six
Dilute the battery acid in 2-3 litres of water. (Use rainwater if you are on a meter - keeps the cost down).
Step Seven
Take a used paintbrush (no sense in damaging a new one) and gently apply a small amount of the battery acid to the tattoo. Sizzling flesh and screaming is normal. Apply the wood/bat again as many times as necessary until silent.
There you have it in 7 easy steps you can do a tattoo removal and or do in your annoying family member.
Think it will catch on?
Lol
Matthew